Hey there, Friend.

You made it. You stepped off the map and into something weirder, wilder—
and a little more haunted. That’s not nothing.

As promised, here’s what you came for: ‘Unreleased.’
Five songs that never saw the light of day… until now.

Click on the "Unlock the Vault" button above to grab it! Inside the .zip file, you’ll find:

🎵Inside the file:

1. Mister Newspaper

2. Merry Christmas (I Don’t Want You)

3. Just Like That

4. Hold My Drink

5. It Never Rains

🎥 Want the full experience?

You've seen glimpses. Here's the full “It Never Rains” video—unlisted, exclusive, and only for those brave enough to click.

👉 [If you want to go further]

And keep an eye on your inbox.

I’ll be sending more your way: lyrics, behind-the-scenes, early releases, and the kind of extras you can’t get anywhere else.

Until then—

Welcome to the Cockroach Cult.

We don’t bite… unless the song calls for it.

—Tom, Keith and the Cockroaches

“Where the ghosts drink for free, and fate plays backup guitar.”